Seriously, Epic?

A weak pun, I know, but I'm closing in on the Seriously chase. What I'm becoming increasingly sure of is:

• Seriously counts only matches that went from start to finish with no one quitting.
• If it isn't "no one quitting", it's something similar.
  
• It has been like this since the beginning of time.
  
• The second update (the one that fucked up Seriously) actually just made the leaderboard begin to track kills that did not count for Seriously.
• Stolen kills, kills with X weapon, glitches, and everything related to that have NOTHING to do with fucking up Seriously.
  

Anyway, I have, as of this writing, 8,050 Warzone kills, 972 Execution kills, and 50 Assassination kills. That puts me at 9,072 kills total. I estimate that my Seriously will pop no later than 12,000 kills, meaning I'm over 75% there.

I also went back and did the rest of my map achievements, so all I have left is Seriously and ANNEX!. And I thought Buku Sudoku was a brutal grind. ANNEX! is a billion times worse.