Wet deprivation symptoms

So, I picked up Wet today and it's sitting on my shelf. Looking at me. Taunting me. Why am I not playing it? I can't trust Artificial Mind + Movement. The only other 360 game they've worked on was Mercenaries 2. So, for fear that Wet's achievements are unattainably glitched, I have to just wait it out. So far, it looks like every achievement but the two that no one has (Beating the game on Very Hard and getting Gold on all challenges) unlock just fine for everyone. Hopefully in a week's time I'll be playing it, along with Brothers In Arms. Saint's Row 2 and Halo 3 will both finally be finished at about the same time, so I'll be in good standing with my soon-to-be-broken plans.

What I want to do now is, starting now, complete one game for every new one I put on my card, in addition to staying above 95%. I'm currently at xxxxx/77800 points, so that's a maximum of 14000 I'll be adding before I hit 100% completion. Leaves a comfortable margin for DLC and arcades.

I also figured out why I haven't been getting upgrades as often as logical in Fracture. My commander hates me, which is understandable because my character's an egotistical twat that channels Duke Nukem in the worst way possible.* Every time I get an upgrade, I get to be overpowered for two minutes before the game throws in a new enemy that's about 5 times more powerful than anyone else. It's not even fair.

*By this, I mean nothing against Duke. Duke backs up his trash talking with severe amounts of ass-kicking and Vaporwared awesomeness. Jet's trash talking is followed by him being a little bitch all the time.