I can be petty.

Did you know that BASE jumping stands for "Building Antenna Span Earth", and is by definition parachuting from a stationary object? I knew that, and I thought everyone did, until I played Gay Tony. Apparently, "base jumping" (which is in real life inherently awesome because you're jumping from relatively short heights) is synonymous with "parachuting" to Rockstar, because half of the jumps are done from helicopters or motorcycles (wtf?) and they're mainly about the parachuting section.

The drug wars are also stupid as hell, because you're doing 25 of them that cycle through 4 different dialouges, none of which are well-written or well-acted.

The dancing part is just plain dumb.

The golfing mechanic is finicky as hell and zooming in doesnt help because your sensitivity remains the same.

The fight club bit is unfair because your enemies can use weapons and you can't unless you disarm them, but then it just goes away at round's end.

And don't even get me started on the 100% nonsense.